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November 19, 2004.
Happy birthday today to John McHenry Unbewust.
On this date in...
1863, President Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address as
he dedicated the national cemetery at the site of the Civil War battlefield.
1928, "TIME"
magazine presented its first cover portrait. The cover was Japanese
Emperor Hirohito. 1943,
Stan Kenton and his orchestra recorded "Artistry in Rhythm,"
which become the Kenton theme. 1954,
Sammy Davis, Jr. suffered a shattered face and the loss of his left
eye in an auto accident while driving in the California desert. 1959,
the last Edsel rolled off the assembly line. The Ford Motor Company
produced the car for two years, with 110,847 cars manufactured.
Have you been worried about the outcome of the Governor's race
in the State of Washington? It is finally over--oops, we just found
out the race was so close there will be a recount! On the first round,
out of 2.8 million votes cast, Republican Dino Rossi defeated Democrat
Christine Gregoire by 261 votes.
We were asked to speak at the Benton Lions monthly meeting last
evening. We closed our presentation with this story and we'll share
it with you in today's Benton News. We prepared the story in honor
of Benton's Post Master Gary Strauch,
a member of the Lions and husband of the President of the local Lions
Club. You can find out specifics about the Benton Post Office under
FEATURES.
There is a rule of thumb that postulates that everything takes
longer than we think it will take and that if anything can go wrong
it will. That rule of thumb is sometimes applied to the U. S. Postal
System and that is what this section is about: our mail system. By
way of introduction, we'll mention that out in Pittsburg, California,
a postal patron once was so upset over the non-delivery of a letter
he needed that he simply shot the postal clerk.
What we used to know as the Post Office Department has since 1970
been an independent public corporation operating under the name of
the United
States Postal Service.
Everyone can tell a story about letters that went askew. What
a friend and former postal employee from Arlington, VA, used to call
a nixie, a inside term denoting an unknown origin and seemingly
undeliverable mail, gets remarkably good service sometimes. We remember
Sue Laubach's son Stanleigh Malotte, both now deceased, wrote to his
Mother from California. Sue and Earl Laubach were Back Home in Benton,
PA. Without a return address, the envelope was addressed simply, "The
House With the Hole in the Roof," Benton, PA. The letter was
promptly delivered to their home which Earl and others were painstakingly
building beside the present Benton Elementary School. A letter incorrectly
addressed to "Don Helwig" was correctly delivered to Donald
Rabb, thanks to the Benton Post Office.
Sending post cards from a vacation trip was popular over the years,
and at one point many post cards were sent to specific people in the
Benton area, and the opening line of the post card frequently read,
"Dear Wilene," a postal employee who some felt perused the
incoming mail before sortingthe mail into the applicable pigeon hole.
Those were the days when the post office was at the corner of Main
Street and Market, where the Sports Center is now. Those were the
days when standing in line waiting for the mail to be sorted was a
popular event.
The rather rotund Rev. Robert Matthews
served the congregation of the Benton Christian Church from October
1968 to November 1971. A youthful Bob Kelsey
once wrote a letter simply addressed to the "Big Man in the Pulpit,
Benton, PA," and the letter found its home on the first try.
Pat Truskoloski, Red Rock, told us
about her six-year old nephew who sent her husband a letter addressed
to Uncle Frank, Benton, PA. The letter was delivered. Their mailman
at the time, Bruce Crawford, explained
that he knew of two Uncle Frank's with relatives in Virginia and "he
took a chance that it was us, and he was right. I still have the letter!
You don't get service like that anywhere but 'Back Home In Benton,
Pa.'"
John Herbert Laubach tells of a tavern
in Bad Godesberg, on the Rhine River. Numerous foreign embassies and
government agencies as well as residences of diplomats and government
officials are here and in September, 1938, Adolf Hitler and British
Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain met there. In the town is a tavern
called "Aennchen." With apologies to those who know German
better than we do, Aennchen is a form of "Anna," and means
gracious. The word "Aennchen" also could mean a small "n."
Anyway, many letters were addressed to this tavern with simply a small
"n" as the recipient with no other identification on the
envelope.
Dayne Kline, a man with a mischievous
side at times, is known to have been in Canada and simply addressed
a post card to "The Proprietor of the Grist Mill, 17814."
The card went through to John Mather without a hitch. Children write
a lot of nixies, addressing their Christmas list to "Santa Claus"
or "My teacher."
One of the most famous nixie was an envelope addressed to "Smitty,
Askk Cookie." It was delivered by the letter carrier, "Smitty,"
to a tavern owner known to her customers as "Cookie." Another
letter was addressed to "s.o.b., Washington." The letter
was promptly delivered to the late Drew Pearson, a newspaper columnist.
A letter in 1963 addressed to an address in Cowford, FL, a nonexistent
town, was promptly delivered to Jacksonville. Cowford had became Jacksonville
in 1822.
With our modern transportation methods, we no longer need to write
"Haste, Post, Haste," on envelopes. We have come a long
way from the days of the mail delivery on the Susquehanna
& Tioga Turnpike where the mail went through every three days.
We can no longer live as Henry David Thoreau did. We need the mail
system.
We all know the motto of the U. S. Postal System, but few of us
remember that the motto originated in fifth century B.C. During what
was then called the Persian Wars (as distinguished from the Persian
Wars still ongoing), Xerxes used runners to send back the warfront
news of his invasion of Greece. Herodotus told the story...
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"Nothing mortal travels so fast as these
Persian messengers...and this is the method of it. Along the whole
line of road there are men stationed with horses, in number equal
to the number of days which the journey takes...and these men
will not be hindered from accomplishing...the distance which they
have to go, either by snow, or rain, or heat, or by the darkness
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A modern adoption of that is today the post-office motto. "Neither
snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from
the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
--Inscription on the General Post Office, New York
City
And where does the name "post" come from? Dating to
the time of Augustus, the Romans had a system of delivering the mail,
called "cursus publicus." The stations along the route were
known as "posts," from the Latin positus, the past
participle of ponere and it means "placed." There
is no indication that mail was delivered during what we now call the
"Dark Ages," but as civilization moved toward the "Middle
Ages," private mail carriers carried messages in small metal
bags made out of mesh, from which the term "mail" comes.
Mail delivery did not speed up for 1,900 years. In March, 1861,
the Pony Express carried Abraham Lincoln's inaugural address 1,600
miles in 7 days and 18 hours. Benjamin Franklin was appointed in 1753
as postmaster general. He wanted the job for the prestige it would
bring to him and the increase of sales of his newspaper he thought
it would bring. He was an excellent postmaster general, even though
he spent long periods of time during his incumbency in London. William
Goddard actually got his private-enterprise system into operation
and called it a constitutional post office. Disregarding this, the
Continental Congress authorized a publicly owned post office on July
26, 1775, passed over Goddard and named Franklin the first American
Postmaster general. When Government began under the Constitution,
the American postal system had about 75 post offices and 1,875 miles
of post roads.
We would continue writing, but we have to quit now. We have to
pay some bills, and get to the post office before it closes to get
them mailed.
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